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While selecting a tray in the BCH cafe last week, I heard a voice in my head saying “This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet ….” (Originally posted to Facebook on … Continue reading →

I wish I could post a picture of her, but she’d probably punch me. (Originally posted to Facebook on March 6, 2015 at 10:11 AM)  

… my mother-in-law and I were able to begin catching up on “Downton Abbey.” And maybe it’s just my perception, but I think the writers have started taking things in a refreshingly weird direction: http://bit.ly/ZZKU21 (Comical video of baby chimp washing … Continue reading →

… can never truly know the full comedic value of rubber nipples. (http://bit.ly/1NJmOM3) (Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 at 9:18 PM)

Sometimes kids just need a good long cry, if only to prove to them they’re tougher than they think. Heck, my parents sold me to gypsies and I turned out just fine. It built character. (Originally posted to Facebook on … Continue reading →

“Off the bottle and onto the boob” isn’t just a credo for mothers of preemie kids aspiring to nurse. It’s also the name of a short-lived and somewhat controversial twelve-step program for recovering alcoholics. (Originally posted to Facebook on March … Continue reading →

So I told him that his pants are full of poo and his penmanship is lacking. Not sure what the point of all that was, but Mommy knows best I suppose …. (Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 … Continue reading →

Adult: So if Ts is the serial processing time and Tp is the parallel processing time … Baby: Mmmmmgrrrreeeeeemrrrrph …. Adult: … then the speedup factor is given by Ts/Tp. Baby: *urp* …. Adult: If F denotes the part of … Continue reading →

I see a vase, but I can see why one might also see two people facing nose-to-nose. Eli thinks this is all a brimming diaper-load of nonsense. I sorta agree. (Originally posted to Facebook on March 2, 2015 at 8:04 … Continue reading →

… without having to look over my shoulder. (Babies can have potato chips, right?) (Originally posted to Facebook on March 1, 2015 at 11:35 AM)