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“How hast thou merited— Of all man’s clotted clay the dingiest clot? Alack, thou knowest not How little worthy of any love thou art! Whom wilt thou find to love ignoble thee, Save Me, save only Me? All which I … Continue reading →

Audie didn’t want his hair washed at tub time because he hadn’t “rubbed salad dressing in it,” which is actually normal (both that he doesn’t use food as a hair-care product, unlike his little sister, and that he doesn’t want … Continue reading →

“The whole notion of sin only comes when you look into the mirror, and you no longer believe in yourself …. I can’t persuade you you’re a sinner. You get uncomfortable about the complex reality of your own inner morality, … Continue reading →

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Nurse: Sir, you don’t have to disrobe. Patient: Oh, I thought that was necessary. Nurse: Well, it is …. Patient: Okay …? Nurse: … but this is the lobby. Patient: Oh, right. Nurse: You really should go to the exam … Continue reading →

“I don’t have time for these clowns. I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then look … Continue reading →

SysAdmin: So then the proxy server passes that request on to the Web servers … Me: Uh-huh, okay. MyBrain: HEY! HEY, BROHEIM! SysAdmin: And those are load-balanced, so the user could get any of those machines … Me: Right, yeah. … Continue reading →

You must admit, the Roman Empire was rather impressive. What with the roads, the aqueducts and running water, the bread and circuses, the heated baths, the toga parties. And those spiffy helmets with the shoe brush on top. All very … Continue reading →

I get such a kick out of Peanut’s whimsical little outfits, like this wee octopus dress: It’s also got some jellyfish. Freakin’ ADORABLE ….

Audie is naming all his toys. He’s dubbed his lawnmower Birdie, but his backhoe is named Rick. His big firetruck with the blinky lights is also named Rick. His monster truck, too, is Rick, as is his green dump truck. … Continue reading →