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One advantage to buying disposable diapers is that the empty boxes provide an endless supply of cardboard, which I use to make a letter of the day and a word of the day. Today’s letter was G, and the corresponding … Continue reading →

(Excerpted from tonight’s tub-time conversation ….) Dad: Okay, let’s get your hair wet. Toddler: NO! D: C’mon. I gotta put shampoo in your hair, buddy. T: NO POO! DADDY USE SOAP!

Colorado has endured a population explosion of late, and now we’re experiencing it in a very personal way: Smurfs have taken up residence in our back yard. And I’m okay with it. As long as they respect our laws and … Continue reading →

Two of Audie’s favorite things are: 1) eating snacks, especially cheddar bunnies, and 2) kissing his little sister on the head. And that explains why her hair is full of cheese dust, which I’m relieved to learn isn’t some strange … Continue reading →

“It’s the crushing. It’s the organ harvesting of fetuses that abortion-rights activists want us to believe have no more moral value than a fingernail. It’s the lie that these are not human beings worthy of protection.” https://usat.ly/2szKsZj (Originally posted to … Continue reading →

“… but if that be so, we can only say that folly appears to be a hereditary disease. But the truth is that nobody has any business to destroy a social institution until he has really seen it as an … Continue reading →

Sanctuary Cities but for babies that don't want to be sold off for parts. — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) July 15, 2015 (Originally posted to Facebook on July 15, 2015 at 2:15 PM)  

“‘It’s about marriage equality,’ Collier told The Associated Press Wednesday. ‘You can’t have this without polygamy.’” http://bit.ly/2t3TRKm (Originally posted to Facebook on July 1, 2015 at 4:33 PM)

… which Jessie had not seen it before. It is indeed an outstanding work … but still not immune to my theory that any film can be improved by the addition of a monkey on roller skates. This also applies … Continue reading →

We also told poop jokes. Because tradition is important to us …. (Originally posted to Facebook on June 21, 2015 at 3:11 PM)