Last night I ran down to the nurse’s station for some Dual-Action Baby Wipes to cleanse little Lord Eli’s posterior ….

When I returned to the room, I was accosted by a periwig-clad fop brandishing a flintlock pistol. Turns out, I’d been mistakenly given the Flignitz Corp – USA® Duel Action Baby Wipes. It’s a mixed blessing: Though Eli’s rear is now spotless, there’s also a dead 18th-Century Prussian nobleman on the hospital room floor.

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 1, 2015 at 8:25 AM)