Man: I do not know whether I dreamt I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Baby: Neither. You’re a man hallucinating that he’s a 4th-century BC Chinese philosopher having an ontological crisis.
Man: Really?
Baby: Really. You’re so sleep deprived that five minutes ago you thought you were Vic Tayback on the set of “Alice.”
Man: Wow ….
Baby: Yeah. Wow.
Man: I should get some sleep.
Baby: Not until you feed me and clean up my poo.
Man: ….
Baby: You okay there, chief?
Man: WHY CAN’T I JUST BE A BUTTERFLY TONIGHT?