Calling my bluff ….

Dad: Ready for dinner?
Toddler: NO!
D: Come on, buddy. Let’s start with some cucumber.
T: NO!
D: Cucumber with ranch dressing?
T: NO!
D: Avocado?
T: NO!
D: Tomato?
T: NO!
D: Carrots?
T: NO!
D: Yogurt?
T: NO!
D: Okay, how about some casserole?
T: NO!
D: Fish?
T: NO!
D: Mac and cheese?
T: NO!
D: Grilled chicken?
T: NO!
D: Grilled fish?
T: NO!
D: Shish-kabob?
T: NO!
D: Fish-kabob?
T: NO!
D: Kabob-kabob?
T: NO!
D: Grilled chicken kabob-kabob with avocado?
T: NO!
D: Then how about some goulash?
T: NO!
D: Couscous?
T: NO!
D: Harira?
T: NO!
D: Menudo?
T: NO!
D: Mongolian beef?
T: NO!
D: Mongolian chicken?
T: NO!
D: Mongolian menudo?
T: NO!
D: Mongolian gazpacho?
T: NO!
D: Boxty?
T: NO!
D: Kimchi?
T: NO!
D: Okróshka?
T: NO!
D: Pudding?
T: NO!
D: Ham?
T: NO!
D: Ceviche?
T: NO!
D: Mushroom curry?
T: NO!
D: How about some bananas?
T: NO!
D: Crawfish étouffée?
T: NO!
D: Unagi?
T: NO!
D: Pork ribs?
T: NO!
D: Pho?
T: NO!
D: Chislic?
T: NO!
D: Neapolitan pizza?
T: NO!
D: Chicago-style deep-dish?
T: NO!
D: How about a bagel?
T: NO!
D: A calzone?
T: NO!
D: Some paella?
T: NO!
D: Wonton soup?
T: NO!
D: Pickled herring?
T: NO!
D: Porridge?
T: NO!
D: New England clam chowder?
T: NO!
D: Manhattan clam chowder?
T: EEEW! NO!
D: Colcannon?
T: NO!
D: Lo mein?
T: NO!
D: Bacalhau?
T: NO!
D: Satay?
T: NO!
D: How about a slice of Stilton?
T: NO!
D: Fruit salad?
T: NO!
D: Watermelon?
T: NO!
D: Peanut butter?
T: NO!
D: Vegemite?
T: NO!
D: Marmite?
T: NO!
D: Calcite?
T: NO!
D: Termite?
T: NO!
D: Megabyte?
T: NO!
D: Bauxite?
T: NO!
D: Flash light?
T: NO!
D: Rammalammadingdong-ite?
T: NO!
D: Eye of newt?
T: NO!
D: Toe of frog?
T: NO!
D: Green eggs and ham?
T: NO!
D: Truffula fruit?
T: NO!
D: Beezle-nut stew?
T: NO!
D: Who hash?
T: NO!
D: Gooey goo for chewy chewing?
T: NO!
D: Roast beast?
T: NO!
D: … *sigh* ….
T: NO!
D: Well ….
T: NO!
D: Then ….
T: NO!
D: How bout …
T: NO!
D: … a cube-shaped peach grown in the Great Woods of Narnia by enchanted forest creatures and watered only with rain from a single cloud shaped like a baby dolphin?
T: Okay.