Nurse: Sir, you don’t have to disrobe.
Patient: Oh, I thought that was necessary.
Nurse: Well, it is ….
Patient: Okay …?
Nurse: … but this is the lobby.
Patient: Oh, right.
Nurse: You really should go to the exam room first.
Patient: Yeah, okay. Have you seen my pants?
(Positive note: My The patient’s vitals were PERFECT.)
(Related anatomical thoughts: The patient knows, technically, that he has a thorax. He just thinks it sounds weird to say so. Like he’s a crustacean or something.)