Audie found a tape measure in the junk drawer ….

Audie: Don’t go. I must measure you first.
Me: Okay. What’s my measurement?
Audie: You are … thirty pounds tall ….
Me: Wow. Is that good?
Audie: VERY good.
Me: And you? What’s your measurement?
Audie: I am … very big.
Me: Perfect.