It really comes together when Mom plays along ….

Audie: Daddy, why didn’t it snow on Christmas? I thought it always snows on Christmas.
Daddy: Well, this was just the first day of Christmas. It’s supposed to snow on Wednesday, which is the second day of Christmas. There are twelve days of Christmas.
A:Why didn’t it snow on the first day of Christmas?
D: Because on the first day of Christmas, Mommy gave to me a partridge in a pear tree. And partridges hate snow.
A: Why?
D: They just don’t like cold weather. That’s actually why Susan Dey moved to San Pueblo, California. It never snows there.
A: Oh ….
A: Mommy, why did it not snow on Christmas?