By the Hearing of Faith

While selecting a tray in the BCH cafe last week, I heard a voice in my head saying “This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet ….”

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 8, 2015 at 8:50 AM)

I wish I could post a picture of her, but she’d probably punch me.

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 6, 2015 at 10:11 AM)

… my mother-in-law and I were able to begin catching up on “Downton Abbey.” And maybe it’s just my perception, but I think the writers have started taking things in a refreshingly weird direction: http://bit.ly/ZZKU21

(Comical video of baby chimp washing a cat)

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 6, 2015 at 7:33 AM)

… can never truly know the full comedic value of rubber nipples.

(http://bit.ly/1NJmOM3)

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 at 9:18 PM)

Sometimes kids just need a good long cry, if only to prove to them they’re tougher than they think. Heck, my parents sold me to gypsies and I turned out just fine. It built character.

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 at 6:45 PM)

“Off the bottle and onto the boob” isn’t just a credo for mothers of preemie kids aspiring to nurse. It’s also the name of a short-lived and somewhat controversial twelve-step program for recovering alcoholics.

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 at 1:24 PM)

So I told him that his pants are full of poo and his penmanship is lacking. Not sure what the point of all that was, but Mommy knows best I suppose ….

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 4, 2015 at 4:42 AM)

Adult: So if Ts is the serial processing time and Tp is the parallel processing time …

Baby: Mmmmmgrrrreeeeeemrrrrph ….

Adult: … then the speedup factor is given by Ts/Tp.

Baby: *urp* ….

I see a vase, but I can see why one might also see two people facing nose-to-nose. Eli thinks this is all a brimming diaper-load of nonsense. I sorta agree.

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 2, 2015 at 8:04 AM)

… without having to look over my shoulder. (Babies can have potato chips, right?)

(Originally posted to Facebook on March 1, 2015 at 11:35 AM)